Monday 27 February 2017

Employees of five associate banks to be merged on April 1 would get 50% of the pay for the residual years of service




In a bid to trim the bloated workforce, State Bank of India (SBI) has tailored a golden handshake for employees of its five associate banks that would see an average payout of Rs 12 lakh to Rs 15 lakh.

Under the bank's voluntary retirement scheme (VRS), the employees would get 50% of the pay for the residual years of service, subject to a ceiling of 30 months of salary. Employees who have attained 55 years of age or completed 20 years of service can avail the scheme.

The move, aimed at correcting redundancies, is expected to find takers.

Though there is the prospect of salary upgradations matching the parent, the fear of relocations looms large on employees' minds.

The associate banks have a total strength of 73,268 employees while SBI's staff strength is at 200,820. SBI has a high attrition rate, with 12,748 leaving the bank during the current financial year. The bank has also recruited about 7,000 employees.

A senior SBI official told DNA Money, "The (proposed) scheme has gone to respective Boards and it will be handed out to the employees by the respective management post the merger. We have not undertaken any study on how many employees will be redundant. As the process of integration takes place, we will see how the scheme is taken by the employees."

Last week, SBI notified stock exchanges that it would merge five of its associate banks effective April 1, 2017. The SBI official said all associate bank branches would soon flaunt the SBI logo but the ATMs would take some time to undergo the change.

Though SBI said that they have no number in mind on how much staff they would like to reduce, it is but inevitable that the staff strength has to be pruned in such a big merger. The employee cost of the merged entity will certainly go up.

After the merger, SBI will have a combined balance-sheet size of Rs 41 lakh crore, with 22,500 branches and 58,000 ATMs servicing over 50 crore customers. SBI has 16,500 branches including 191 foreign offices spread across 36 countries. The associates have a total deposit base of Rs 5 lakh crore and 8,964 ATMs across India.

The five associate banks have cumulative stressed loans (gross NPAs and restructured loans) at a staggering Rs 35,396 crore level. While SBI's restructured and gross NPA was about Rs 1.42 lakh crore. The combined entity will have a stressed asset base of over Rs 1.77 lakh crore.

Following the merger, officers and employees with the exception of the Board of directors and executive trustees of the associate banks will become employees of SBI. The first step would be to enact the swap of shares for all the shareholders of the associate banks in 30 days.

For every 10 shares of State Bank of Bikaner and Jaipur, the shareholders will receive 28 shares of SBI. For every share of State Bank of Mysore and State Bank of Travancore, investors would get 22 shares of SBI. Subsequently, shares of the merged banks will be delisted from stock exchanges.


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            *Love  Your*
   *"Own Beautiful Wife"*

  🔹Don’t shout at your
       wife when you are
       talking. It really
       hurts her.
       *Proverbs 15:1*

  🔹Do not speak evil
       of her to anyone.
       Your wife will become
       who you call her.
      *Gen. 2:19*

  🔹Do not share her love
      or affection with another
      woman.
      It is called Adultery.
      *Matt. 5:28*

  🔹Never compare your
       wife to another woman.
       If the other woman was
       good for you, God would
       have given her to you.
      *2 Cor. 10:12*

  🔹Be gentle and
       accommodating. She
       has sacrificed so much
       to be with you.
       It hurts her deeply
       when you are hash
       and irritating.
       Be tender.
       *Eph. 4:2*

  🔹Hide nothing from her.
       You are now one and
       she’s your helpmate.
       Let there be no secret
       you are keeping
       from her.
       *Gen. 2:25*

  🔹Do not make negative
       comment about her
       body. She risked her
       life and beauty to carry
       your babies. She is a
       living soul not just
       flesh and blood.
       *Proverbs 18:22*

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       determine her worth.
       Cherish and appreciate
       her even till old age.
       *Eph. 5:29*

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       appreciate your
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       It is not easy to cook
       three meals a day,
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       for several years.
       *Pro. 31:14*

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       siblings before her.
       She is your wife.
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       She must come
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       *Gen. 2:24*

  🔹Invest seriously in
       her spiritual growth.
       Buy books, tapes and
       any material that will
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       her walk with God.
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       *Eph. 5:26*

  🔹Spend time with her
       to do Bible study
       and pray.
       *James 5:16*

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       with her and enjoy
       her company.
       Remember when you
       are dead, she’s gonna
       be by your grave but
       your friends may be
       too busy to attend
       your funeral.
       *Ecc. 9:9*

  🔹Never use money
       to manipulate or
       control her. All your
       money belongs to
       her. She is a joint heir
       with you of the
       grace of God.
       *1 Pet. 3:7*

  🔹Do not expose her
       weakness. You will be
       exposing yourself too.
       Be a shield around her.
       *Eph. 5:30*

  🔹Honour her parents
       and be kind to her
       siblings.
       *SOS. 8:2*

  🔹Never cease to tell
       her how much you
       love her all the days
       of her life. Women
       are never tired of
       hearing that.
       *Eph. 5:25*

 


Thursday 23 February 2017

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Sunday 19 February 2017

Daily news 18-2-2017

1. Aadhaar card to be mandatory for College & University students availing benefits under Central Scholarships scheme

i. Union Human Resource Development Ministry has stated that to avail benefit under the Central Sector Scholarship Scheme for College and University students, applicants will now have to furnish proof of possession of Aadhaar card or undergo Aadhaar authentication.
ii. HRD ministry notification issued in New Delhi stated that those who are receiving these scholarships but don't have an Aadhar card will have to apply for enrolment by June 30th,2017. It is, however, not applicable in Jammu and Kashmir


2. Banks Board Bureau Appoints Eight Executive Directors in Various Banks

Eight Executive Directors (EDs) have been appointed in various public sector banks on the recommendations of Banks Board Bureau Initially, they have been appointments for a three-year period.
List of Appointed Executive Directors
i.Neelam Damodharan and Atanu Kumar Das have been appointed as EDs in Bank of India. Presently, Damodharan serves as the General Manager in Bank of Baroda and Das is General Manager in Vijaya Bank.
ii. K Swaminathan, the General Manager in Indian Overseas Bank, has been appointed as ED in Indian Overseas Bank.
iii. Ashok Kumar Pradhan has been appointed as the ED in United Bank of India. Presently he serves as the Chief General Manager with State Bank of Bikaner and Jaipur.
iv .P Ramana Murthy will be Executive Director of Central Bank of India. He is GM of Allahabad Bank.
v. Fareed Ahmed Khan, General Manager of Corporation Bank, has been appointed as the ED in Punjab and Sind Bank.
vi. M K Bhattacharya, Chief General Managers of State Bank of Mysore has been appointed as the EDs of Indian Bank
vii. S Harishankar who serves as Chief General Managers of State Bank of Travancore has been appointed EDs of Allahabad Bank.


3. UDAN scheme to increase number of airports by 50

i. The implementation of the regional air-connectivity scheme, UDAN, will see the number of operational airports in the country shoot up by over 50, while the cost of travelling will come down to as low as ?2,500 for up to an hour of air journey.
ii. According to Sinha, there are 75 small operational airports in the country, and this number will increase to over 125 with the successful implementation of UDAN (Ude Desh ka Aam Nagrik) — the new scheme through which the government hopes to make flying viable to Tier II and III cities.


4. Sumitra Mahajan to inaugurate 2-day South Asian Speaker’s summit at Indore in Madhya Pradesh

i. Lok Sabha Speaker Sumitra Mahajan will inaugurate the two-day South Asian Speaker’s summit at Indore in Madhya Pradesh.Speakers of six countries will deliberate on ways to achieve sustainable development goals.
ii. Summit is organized by the Indian Parlianment and Inter-Parliamentary Union which is focused on Achieving Sustainable Development Goals in member countries. Representive from Afganistan, Bangladesh, Bhutan, India, Maldives, Nepal and Sri lanka are attending the summit. Representatives from Pakistan and Myanmar are not attending the sumit due to their personal reasons.


5. Aero India 2017 begins at Yelahanka in Bengaluru

i. 11th biennial edition of the International Aerospace and Defence exhibition Aero India begans at the Air Force Station, Yelahanka in Bengaluru. The five-day event was inaugurated by Defence Minister Manohar Parrikar.
ii. On the first three days number of MOUs was signed under manufacturing sector. HAL, the premier Aeronautics giant received several crore rupees worth contracts for manufacturing sub-parts of aircrafts.
iii. Boeing and Rolls Royce have signed MOUs to set up manufacturing base in India and Airbus will set up Centre of Excellence for Aerospace skills development in Hyderabad.


6. Madhya Pradesh launches 'Mil Banche' programme in all govt schools

i. In Madhya Pradesh 'Mil Banche’ programme was held in all the primary and middle government schools. Chief Minister Shivraj Singh Chouhan, his minister colleagues, public representatives and other dignitaries took classes in these schools to motivate children.
ii. After taking class, they urged students to adopt good virtues and set a big target for the life. He also shared his memories and experiences with students.


7. Government Increases the Cash Credit Limit For MSMEs To 30 %

i. The Union government has increased the Cash Credit (CC) limit for Micro, Small and Medium Enterprises (MSMEs) to 30% of turnover from the existing 20% to encourage them to conduct businesses digitally.
ii. Through digital means of conducting the business, the balance sheet of companies would be clean and this would help MSMEs to get loans from banks and promote Ease of Doing Business.Presently the taxes for MSMes are calculated at 8% for revenue of up to Rs 2 crore. With digital transaction, tax liability will be reduced from 8% to 6%.


8. Karnataka Bank Launches National Pension System in Mangaluru

i. Mangaluru based private sector lender Karnataka Bank Ltd launched National Pension System (NPS) at its corporate office in Mangaluru. To provide financial security at old age by giving regular income in the form of pension.
ii. Under the scheme, one can contribute to NPS while earning and eventually start receiving pension on his/her attaining the age of 60 years to meet their financial needs.
iii. To avail the benefit, any individual between the ages 18-60 years can register their name with the bank branch to contribute and to get pension benefit.


9. Canara Bank Inks MoU with HRD Ministry to Start Higher Education Financing Agency

i. Bangalore based Public sector Canara Bank has signed a Memorandum of Understanding (MoU) with the Human Resource Development (HRD) Ministry to operationalize the Higher Education Financing Agency (HEFA).
ii. The establishment of the Higher Education Financing Agency (HEFA) was approved by the Union Cabinet in September 2016.Through this MoU, HRD Ministry and Canara Bank will jointly promote the HEFA with an authorised capital of Rs. 2,000 crore.


10. Mastercard to Provide Payments Processing Solution for Airtel Payment Bank

i. Leading global payments and technology firm, Mastercard is set to provide payments processing solution to Airtel Payments Bank.
ii. The payment processing platform will enable the Airtel Payment Bank in providing various payment services like switching, card management along with support for reconciliation and dispute management processes


11. AirAsia signs MoU with Odisha Government for two-ways Direct Flights

i. Malaysia-based low-cost airline AirAsia has signed a Memorandum of Understanding (MoU) with the Odisha government to start two-way direct international flights from Bhubaneswar to Kuala Lumpur.
ii. The agreement was signed between Nitin Bhanudas Jawale, Director of Tourism  AirAsia signs MoU with Odisha Government for two-ways Direct FlightsDepartment in Odisha and AirAsia Chief Executive Officer (CEO) Aireen Omar.The airline will begin its flight service from the Biju Patnaik International Airport by end of March 2017.


12. South Indian Bank bags award for tech security practices

i. South Indian Bank has been awarded with ISO 27001: 2013 certification for its Information Security Management System (ISMS).
ii. V.G. Mathew, MD and CEO of the bank received the certificate from Venkataram Arabolu, Managing Director, BSI Group India at an official ceremony.


13. Corporation Bank Bags 2017 National MSME Excellence Award

i. Mangalore based public sector lender Corporation Bank was awarded the 2017 National MSME Excellence Award at a function in New Delhi.
ii. D V Subramanya Varma, General Manager of Corporation Bank received the award from Union Minister of State for Micro Small and Medium Enterprises, Haribhai P Choudhary. The award is instituted by the Federation of Industry, Trade and Services (FITS).


14. ISRO successfully tests its indigenously developed Cryogenic Upper Stage engine for GSLV Mark III rocket

i. Indian Space Research Organisation (ISRO) has successfully ground tested its indigenously developed Cryogenic Upper Stage engine for GSLV Mark III at its Liquid Propulsion Complex at Mahendragiri in Tirunelveli district of Tamil Nadu.
ii. The C25 stage is the most powerful upper stage developed by ISRO and uses Liquid Oxygen and Liquid Hydrogen propellant combination. The development of C25 cryogenic stage will provide ISRO capability to launch four ton class satellites in Geosynchronous Transfer Orbit.


15. Melody Queen Lata Mangeshkar honoured with 'Legendary Award ' 2017

i. Melody Queen Lata Mangeshkar has been honoured with the 'Legendary Award ' 2017 by Brand Laureate. The Brand Laureate Awards recognise world-class achievement in branding amongst individuals and companies.
ii. Lata expressed her heartfelt thanks to the Brand Laureate on twitter for honouring her. In 2012, actor Shah Rukh Khan was honoured with the Brand Laureate Legendary Award for his unmatched contribution to Indian Cinema.


16. President Mukherjee greets on eve of Independence Day of Gambia

i. President Dr. Pranab Mukherjee has extended his greetings and felicitations to the Government and people of the Islamic Republic of The Gambia on the occasion of their Independence Day (18 February 2017).
ii. On the 18th February of each year which marks the day when Gambia gained full independence from colonial Britain in 1965. It is normally celebrated in Banjul at McCarthy Square with a march pass by school children, civil servants, the army, teachers and others in front of the President and other dignitaries.


17. Veteran Hindi Scholar and Novelist Surendra Verma Selected for 2016 Vyas Samman

i. Renowned Hindi litterateur and playwright Surendra Verma has been selected for 2016 Vyas Samman for his novel Kaatna Shami Ka Vriksha Padma Pankhuri Ki Dhar Se.
ii. This novel was published in the year 2010. Mr Verma would be presented a cash prize of Rs. 3.50 lakh a citation and a logo for the prestigious award instituted by K K Birla Foundation.


18. NRAI gets highest WHO ratings for vaccine regulations

i. National Regulatory Authority of India (NRAI) has been given the maximum ratings by the World Health Organisation for vaccine regulations.
ii.  An official statement stated that in New Delhi  WHO completed the assessment of the status of the Indian vaccine regulatory system against WHO NRA Global Benchmarking Tool and measured the maturity of the system in India. India is one of the main players in the pharmaceutical industry worldwide.
iii. India, as a large vaccine producing country, is currently supplying several vaccines to the UN agencies (UNICEF, WHO and PAHO)


19. Aero India copy 5HAL signs MoU with CPWD to build helicopter facility at Tumakuru,Karnataka

i. Hindustan Aeronautics Limited (HAL), signed a Memorandum of Understanding (MoU) with Central Public Works Department (CPWD) for execution of infrastructure development works at HAL’s new Greenfield helicopter facility at Tumakuru.
ii. The MoU was signed at Aero India 2017


20. Muthoot Exim, Divine Solitaires tie up

i. Muthoot Exim has tied with Divine Solitaires Pratham to retail Swarnavarsham diamond jewellery. To start with, the company will offer 18-karat gold rings studded with 0.14 cents diamond of EF colour and VVS clarity.
ii. The ring is being offered in three sizes of 12mm, 14mm and 16mm with weight of gold as 2gm, 2.2gm and 2.4gm. One year free insurance is also offered on diamonds.


21. Raytheon signs MoU with TASL for co-production of Stinger missile components

i. Raytheon Company has signed a memorandum of understanding (MoU)with Tata Advanced Systems Ltd (TASL) to engage in the co-production of Stinger air defence missile components.
ii. Agreement with Tata Advanced Systems deepens  industrial partnership in India with a global technology leader and will expand the range of options and capabilities for US and coalition forces to achieve their missions


22. Maini Precision ties up with Marshall Aerospace for aircraft machined parts

i. Maini Precision Products (MPP) and Marshall Aerospace and Defence Group, Cambridge, UK, have entered into a multimillion dollar contract for structural machined parts and sub-assemblies for a major aircraft programme.
ii. With this contract, MPP is now positioned as the single source from India to support Marshall for their manufacturing requirements for the duration of this program.


23. NALCO signs MoU with TERI for sustainable rehabilitation

i. Odisha based National Aluminium Company Limited(NALCO) has signed Memorandum of Understanding (MoU) with The Energy and Resources Institute (TERI) in New Delhi.
ii. Objective of the agreement is to Scientific, technological and educational activities in the area of mining rehabilitation.The agreement will further strengthen initiatives being undertaken under Sustainable Development Framework (SDF).


24. JLL Named to FORTUNE’s 2017 World’s Most Admired Companies List

i. Leading professional services firm JLL has once again been named to FORTUNE magazine’s World’s Most Admired Companies list of 2017 based on their reputation for innovation, top talent and global competitiveness.
ii. JLL is an American professional services and investment management company specializing in real estate and investment management and helps real estate owners, occupiers and investors achieve their business ambitions.


25. Havells India to buy Lloyd Electric’s consumer business for Rs 1500 crore

i. An electrical equipment company, Havells India has announced to acquire Lloyd Electric & Engineering for its consumer durables business for around Rs 1200 -1500 crore.
ii. Lloyd’s other business divisions includes heat exchangers, original equipment manufacturing and packaged AC business.


26. Former MP Jambuvantrao Dhote passes away

i. Former MP Jambuvantrao Dhote died this morning in Yavatmal of Maharashtra due to heart attack. The 83 year old leader was known for his demands of a separate state for Vidarbha.
ii. Mr Dhote won his first election to Lok Sabha in 1971 from Nagpur as a Forward Bloc nominee. Later in 1980, he joined Congress and won the Nagpur seat on the Congress ticket.


27. PV Sindhu Attains Career-Best Rank at No. 5 in BWF Rankings, Saina Placed at No. 9

i. Indian ace shuttler PV Sindhu achieved her career best Badminton World Federation (BWF) women’s single ranking by being placed at 5th spot Previously the top seeded player was placed at sixth position.
ii. The only second Indian to be placed among the top 10 spots is Saina Nehwal who has  PV Sindhubeen placed at No. 9.
iii. The BWF women’s single ranking has been topped by Tai Tzu Ying of the Chinese Taipei.


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இரவு பொழுதும் வந்தது....

*புலியோ மரத்தின் கீழே பசியோடு இருந்தது.

* மனிதனும் மனிதகுரங்கும் மாறி மாறி உறங்க முடிவு செய்தனர்.

* மனிதன் தூங்கிய போது குரங்கு காவல் காத்தது குரங்கு தூங்கும் போது மனிதன் காவல் காத்தான்.

* புலி இவர்களை பிரித்தாலன்றி நமக்கு உணவு கிடைக்காது என எண்ணி மனிதனிடம்....வஞ்சகமாக ....
“இப்போது மனிதகுரங்கு தூங்குகிறது நீ அதை பிடித்து கீழே தள்ளிவிடு.....எனக்கு வேண்டியது பசிக்கு இரை, உன்னை விட்டு விடுகிறேன்” என்றது.

*மனித மனம் குரங்கை விட மோசமானது.

*நாம் தப்பிக்கலாம் என்று தன்னலம் கருதி மனிதன் குரங்கை கீழே தள்ளிவிட்டான்.

*கீழே விழும்போது நடந்ததை புரிந்த கொண்டது குரங்கு.

ஆனால் புலியோ “எனக்கு மனித மாமிசம் தான் வேண்டும்....உனக்கு மனிதனின் இயல்பை புரிய வைக்கவே இவ்வாறு கூறினேன்.

*இப்போதும் உன்னை விட்டு விடுகிறேன்....நீ மேலே சென்று மனிதனை கீழே தள்ளிவிடு நான் பசியாற மனித மாமிசம் உண்டுவிட்டு போய்விடுகிறேன்” என்றது.

* அப்படியே செய்வதாக சொல்லிவிட்டு மரத்தின் மேலே ஏறி வந்த குரங்கு மனிதனின் அருகில் வந்தது.

* மனிதனோ பயத்தால் நடுங்கினான்.

*மனித குரங்கோ “பயப்படாதே மனிதா என்னை நம்பி அடைக்கலம் என்று வந்த உன்னை எப்போதும் காப்பேன்.

* புலியிடமிருந்து தப்பிக்கவே நான் உன்னை கீழே தள்ளுவதற்கு ஒப்புக்கொண்டேன்.

* நீ கவலை இல்லாமல் இருக்கலாம்....” என்றது.

🌻நண்பன் என்று வந்தவனிடம்
நட்பு பாராட்டவேண்டும்.

🌻நட்பு கற்பை போன்றது.

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# எனக்கு சில நண்பர்கள் இருக்கிறார்கள்
எனக்காக உயிரை கொடுக்க கூட # 

*நானும் அவர்களுக்கு அப்படியே. ஏன்னா, 

*நட்பு உயிரை விட மேலானது* மகிழ்ச்சி.


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நம்ம மொழி செம்மொழி..!!

"அம்மா".. மூன்றெழுத்து..!!

"அப்பா".. மூன்றெழுத்து..!!

"தம்பி"..  மூன்றெழுத்து..!!

"தங்கை".. மூன்றெழுத்து..!!

"மகன்".. மூன்றெழுத்து..!!

"மகள்".. மூன்றெழுத்து..!!

"காதலி".. மூன்றெழுத்து..!!

"மனைவி".. மூன்றெழுத்து..!!

"தாத்தா".. மூன்றெழுத்து..!!

"பாட்டி".. மூன்றெழுத்து..!!

"பேரன்"..மூன்றெழுத்து..!!

"பேத்தி".. மூன்றெழுத்து..!!

இவை அனைத்தும்.. அடங்கிய..

"உறவு".. மூன்றெழுத்து..!!

உறவில் மேம்படும்..
"பாசம்".. மூன்றெழுத்து..!!

பாசத்தில் விளையும்..
"அன்பு".. மூன்றெழுத்து..!!

அன்பில் வழியும்..
"காதல்".. மூன்றெழுத்து..!!

காதலில் வரும்..
"வெற்றி".. யும்
மூன்றெழுத்து..!!

"தோல்வி"..யும்
மூன்றெழுத்து..!!

"காதல்" தரும் வலியால் வரும்..
"வேதனை".. மூன்றெழுத்து..!!

வேதனையின் உச்சகட்டதால்
வரும்..
"சாதல்".. மூன்றெழுத்து..!!

சாதலில் பறிபோகும்..
"உயிர்"..மூன்றெழத்து..!!

இது நான் எழுதிய..
"கவிதை".. என்றால்..
அதுவும் மூன்றெழுத்து..!

இது
"அருமை".. என்றால்.. அதுவும்
மூன்றெழுத்து..!!

"மொக்கை".. என்றால்..
அதுவும் மூன்றெழுத்து..!!

கமெண்ட்ஸ் எப்படி வருமோ..
என்ற
"கவலை".. யும்
மூன்றெழுத்து..!

"நட்பு".. என்ற மூன்றெழுத்தில்
இணைந்து படித்த..
அனைவருக்கும்
"நன்றி".. என்பதும்
மூன்றெழுத்து..!!

"மூன்று"..உம்
மூன்றெழுத்தே..!!

இவை அனைத்தும் அடங்கிய..
"தமிழ்".. உம் மூன்றெழுத்தே..!!

"வாழ்க".. "தமிழ்"...!


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காற்றில்
அவள்
துப்பட்டா
பறந்து
வந்து
என்மீது
விழுந்தது
எனக்கு
பயங்கற
சந்தோசம் ......!!

பைக்
துடைக்க
துணி
கிடைத்துவிட்டது
என்று ....😜


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நல்லவங்கங்கள ஆண்டவன் சோதிப்பான்
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Father: நீ அவகிட்ட
" I LOVE U " சொன்னியா

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Father: ஏன்டா..?

Son: அவ வேற யாரையோ 2பேர லவ் பன்றாலாம்

Father: உனக்கு எப்படி தெரியும்?

Son: அவ சொன்னா
" I LOVE U 2 " னு...

Father: இதுக்கு தான் மகனே english பேசும் பெண்களே நம்ம குடும்பத்துக்கு வேண்டாம் என்பது.😅


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நான் இறந்த பின்
கண்ணாடி பேழைக்குள்
அடைக்காதீர்....

அம்மா அப்பா என்னை
கடைசியாக மடியில்
வைத்துக் கொள்ள
நினைக்கலாம்..!!!

அக்கா தங்கை என் கை
பிடித்து அழ
நினைக்கலாம்..!!

துனைவியாரோ கடைசி
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நினைக்கலாம்..!!

பெற்ற குழந்தை என்னை
தட்டி எழப்ப
நினைக்கலாம்..!!

தொலைந்த
தோழியொருத்தி
கடைசியாய் என் கரம் கோர்க்க வரலாம்..!!

கூட பழகிய நண்பர்கள்
கடைசியாய்
கட்டித்தழுவி கதறி
அழுதிட விரும்பலாம்..!!

அன்பைக் காட்டத் தெரியா
நான் விரும்பியோர்
கடைசியாய் என் தலைக் கோத ஆசைப்படலாம்..!!

உறவற்ற பெயரற்ற செய்
நன்றி மறவா யாரோ
கடைசியாய் என் பாதம் தொட விரும்பலாம்..!!

உயிரற்று
போனால்தானென்ன...
கடைசியாய் எனக்கும்
தேவையாய் சில
வருடல்கள்
இறந்த பின்
கண்ணாடி பேழைக்குள்
அடைக்காதீர்...!!

எல்லாம் அந்த ஒரே ஒரு
நாள் மட்டுமே..!!

கண்ணீருடன்....😭

யாரோ எழுதிய கவிதை....

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